LOL..

I ripped my pants today in dance class. And it was hilarious.
I was just kinda dancing, like I usually do in dance class.. And suddenly when I was getting up from a floor move, my pants completely ripped. From the crotch to the knee. Myygod. =__=
So, for the last 20 minutes of class I was pretty much just.. Doing all the moves at 10% of my ability, to lower the risk of anyone noticing the rip. I can't believe it happened though. Seriously? GAH.
Well, I was just so ninja that no one noticed.
After class ended I just went straight outside and showed my mom once I got to the car. She laughed hysterically.
Mom: They're ripped beyond repair.
Me: -facepalm-
So.. Here's a picture of this unfortunate event. Click to make it bigger.
LOVELY AYY?

I put a piece of white computer paper inside them, so you can see the rip better.. What the heck.

Buttz.

Annonymous-name, in rage, calls the police and yells
"Someone put a picture of my butt on the internet. Come do somthing about it!"

LMFAOOO
Ok so, when my friend "quoted" this. I. Pretty much. Laughed for about 20 minutes straight. Uncontrolably.

Paper towel?

I really wanted to post this yesterday, but it wasn't realistic for me to do so. So it's not gonna be as radical now that I have to say "yesterday". D: <

So yeah, yesterday morning was a pretty intense. As usual, my lil' Breanna-kinz came over to wait for the bus to come at 7:30 AM. Everything was going as it usually does.
We just made it to the bus in time, and sat in our usual seat in the front.
"Wanna see somthin' cool" She said, as she slowly reached into her pocket, not looking away from me, smiling a most mysterious smile. She pulls out a crumpled peice of paper towel, little did I know somthing ever so enchanting would be dwelling within it. She just paused and looked at me for a moment, then slowly unfolded the paper towel. Just when she was down to the last fold, she quickly undid it to reveal a pile of fresh, crisp, bacon. We just kinda looked at each other, then burst out laughing uncontrolably; it lingered on for a while. She shared such bacon with me.
"Gosh this reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite" she commented, that didn't help to ease the laughter. Ya'know, because Napoleon randomly pulls tots out of his pocket. Just thought I should clarify that. What a great morning, aha.

Take One..

This will be my first entry, even though I created this blog 2 months ago. It's not because of procrastination, and I'm most certain that I'll be writing about why I never have time to do anything in the near future, when ever I have the time to.

I plan to blog. What will I be blogging about? Anything, really. The only category I can think of, that this blog could belong in, is random. I make videos, create art, write poetry and such, so I'll be sharing them here.