Paper towel?

I really wanted to post this yesterday, but it wasn't realistic for me to do so. So it's not gonna be as radical now that I have to say "yesterday". D: <

So yeah, yesterday morning was a pretty intense. As usual, my lil' Breanna-kinz came over to wait for the bus to come at 7:30 AM. Everything was going as it usually does.
We just made it to the bus in time, and sat in our usual seat in the front.
"Wanna see somthin' cool" She said, as she slowly reached into her pocket, not looking away from me, smiling a most mysterious smile. She pulls out a crumpled peice of paper towel, little did I know somthing ever so enchanting would be dwelling within it. She just paused and looked at me for a moment, then slowly unfolded the paper towel. Just when she was down to the last fold, she quickly undid it to reveal a pile of fresh, crisp, bacon. We just kinda looked at each other, then burst out laughing uncontrolably; it lingered on for a while. She shared such bacon with me.
"Gosh this reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite" she commented, that didn't help to ease the laughter. Ya'know, because Napoleon randomly pulls tots out of his pocket. Just thought I should clarify that. What a great morning, aha.